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Daily Briefing Archives
09/21/05 - Høj Anxiety?
09/20/05 - "Decidedly a Lady"
09/08/05 - Klovenhæren
08/29/05 - ...On the Kindness of Strangers
08/25/05 - Mommy & Far
08/24/05 - Pop Quiz
08/22/05 - Summer's End
07/04/05 - Sommerferie
06/23/05 - Destiny in a Blue Dress
06/22/05 - Nine
06/13/05 - Deconstructing Malle
05/30/05 - A Moment of Appreciation
05/19/05 - Benny is Not the Worst That They've Got
05/16/05 - Whitever
05/13/05 - Floskler
05/10/05 - The Wonderful World of Make Believe
05/06/05 - Hi, Anxiety!
05/05/05 - Apologia pro Sua Apologia
04/29/05 - Communism, Salad, Marriage
04/28/05 - Fontasia
04/25/05 - Don't Touch That Dial
04/11/05 - Newer, Faster, Weirder
04/08/05 - The Abyss Stares Back
04/07/05 - Complex Superiority
04/04/05 - Reversion
04/01/05 - Conversion
03/31/05 - Same As It Ever Was...
03/29/05 - Going Mobile
03/26/05 - An Unexpected Visit
03/23/05 - 4½ Hours in Oslo
03/17/05 - Saint Who? What?
03/15/05 - Forty
03/14/05 - Shut Up and Deal
03/11/05 - Here Comes Trouble
03/09/05 - Back in the USA II: O Magnitude
03/07/05 - Back in the USA I: Tilting at Bureaucrats
02/18/05 - America
02/16/05 - 9/10 of the Law
02/14/05 - The Incredible Mr. Steves
02/09/05 - Valget: the Election
02/07/05 - Assimilation
01/26/05 - Election!
01/25/05 - Milestone
01/24/05 - Patriotism
01/20/05 - Denmark for Americans, the Preview
01/19/05 - Holding Up, And So Further...
01/14/05 - Frisk Luft
01/12/05 - Suddenly Human
01/10/05 - Wrinkles in Time
01/05/05 - Wills of Steel
11/22/04 - That F**king Pregnant Dog
11/19/04 - Citizen Molli
11/18/04 - In Which Molli Gets Mush
11/16/04 - Royal Leadfoot
11/15/04 - War Horny
11/12/04 - Red Europe
11/11/04 - Big Gay America
11/08/04 - Højre Venstre
11/05/04 - As Long As You're Soul-Searching...
11/03/04 - Math
11/02/04 - Old History, New History
10/29/04 - Halloween
10/28/04 - Finally Next Year
10/27/04 - Copenhagen Stories
10/26/04 - Pills & Shells
10/25/04 - Mystery of the Bruise
10/22/04 - Weekend Potpourri
10/21/04 - Joy in Mudville!
10/20/04 - Franklin Day
10/19/04 - Flabbergastation
10/15/04 - Mellem Linierne
10/14/04 - Holger Danske
10/13/04 - The Tuesday Tussle
10/12/04 - Traveltorial & The Annual Parable
10/11/04 - Seasonal Epidemic
10/08/04 - The Sucking Continues
10/07/04 - Still Sucking
10/06/04 - That Danish Sucking Sound
10/04/04 - Sun, Moon, Harold, Linda
10/01/04 - Let's Not Get Political
9/30/04 - A Rosy Recovery
9/29/04 - The Midnight Rambler
9/28/04 - Aftermath
9/27/04 - Slimane the Jihadist & Willie the Cat
9/24/04 - What's In a Name?!?
9/23/04 - Smiles & Meteorology
9/22/04 - Because We Say So
9/21/04 - Exeunt
9/20/04 - Rather Strange
9/17/04 - Found in Translation
9/16/04 - Found in Translation
9/15/04 - Digressive Reflection
9/14/04 - Honey v. Vinegar
9/13/04 - A Girl Named Girl
9/09/04 - And Finally...
9/08/04 - The Sandy Beast
9/07/04 - Intro to Danish Geography
9/03/04 - Heading Out
9/02/04 - Freds, Fishbowls, and Commas
9/01/04 - Chicken Month
8/30/04 - Olympic Cliches
8/27/04 - Reporting for Duty!
8/25/04 - The Toothbrush Engima
8/24/04 - The New Red
8/23/04 - Thumb Down
8/20/04 - Commatose
8/19/04 - Odes and Voivodes
8/18/04 - Sincerity, Alas
8/17/04 - Save!
8/13/04 - Lyserød
8/11/04 - Whatever
8/10/04 - The Brief Reign of Cave 76
8/06/04 - Swede Nothings
8/05/04 - The Lunatic's Daughter
8/02/04 - The Sixth Month
7/30/04 - Released from Captivity
7/23/04 - Censorious
7/22/04 - At Home and Away
7/19/04 - Sunshine
7/15/04 - Here I Am
7/03/04 - Hello, Molli!
6/28/04 - The Damocles Lemon
6/24/04 - Don't Panic
6/18/04 - The EU Federalist #1
6/17/04 - Fairy Land
6/16/04 - Bloomsday Centennial
6/15/04 - The Legend of the Dannebrog
6/14/04 - EU Aparthy, EC Excitement
6/11/04 - From A to Å
6/10/04 - Valget
6/09/04 - Cross Country
6/08/04 - The Nipple Thing
6/07/04 - Back
6/04/04 - Moronic Symposium
6/03/04 - Inflate the Penny
6/02/04 - Baby-Sæsonen
6/01/04 - Sunday in the Park (Again)
5/28/04 - Long Weekend Bundle
5/27/04 - Thor's Day
5/26/04 - Interlude
5/25/04 - Big Må
5/24/04 - Shameless
5/21/04 - Weekend Mix
5/20/04 - Elbow Room
5/19/04 - Life on Frederiksberg
5/18/04 - Life on Frederiksberg
5/17/04 - The Fruits of Tax Evasion
5/14/04 - A Nice Day for a White Wedding
5/13/04 - Wedding Eve
5/12/04 - Pressure
5/11/04 - Overrasket
5/10/04 - A Testing Week
5/07/04 - Set Design
5/06/04 - Schism
5/05/04 - Cinco de Mayo in Copenhagen
5/04/04 - Candles in Windows
5/03/04 - Pride of Accomplishment
4/30/04 - Salad, Salad, Salad!
4/29/04 - Missed Moments & Retail Jenteloven
4/28/04 - Quickie
4/27/04 - The Importance of Prepositions
4/26/04 - Danish for Foreigners: A Prologue
4/23/04 - Week 24 (And So On)
4/22/04 - I'm a Nazi
4/20/04 - For the Children
4/19/04 - The War on Clutter
4/16/04 - Tummy Humming
3/30/04 - Homeward Bound
3/29/04 - Schoolnight
3/26/04 - Moron TNG
3/25/04 - Anticipation
3/24/04 - Political Theatre, Theatrical Politics
3/23/04 - Busy
3/22/04 - Bathing Cure
3/19/04 - Week 19 (And So On)
3/18/04 - Cold Turkey
3/17/04 - Doing Nothing Well
3/15/04 - The Ides
3/12/04 - Mortality and All That
3/11/04 - An Accidental Mentor
3/10/04 - Lego
3/09/04 - Mad About Mad
3/08/04 - Women & the Law
3/05/04 - Grills, Grills, Grills
3/04/04 - The Pause That Googles
3/02/04 - The Quickening
3/01/04 - Resident Alien
2/27/04 - Impatience
2/26/04 - Fastelavn Bastards
2/25/04 - Death and the 16th Amendment
2/24/04 - Teased
2/23/04 - Little Extortionists
2/20/04 - Blogs, Probes, and Presses
2/19/04 - It Ain't Beanbag
2/18/04 - Manifest Destiny on Pusher Street
2/17/04 - Better, Faster, Cheaper
2/16/04 - Busy Monday
2/15/04 - On Dining
2/14/04 - It's, Um... Saturday?
2/13/04 - Paraskavedekatriaphobia
2/12/04 - The Promise Tree
2/11/04 - The Face of Things to Come
2/10/04 - Pictures of an Exhibition
2/09/04 - Really, Really Different
2/06/04 - Brave New Trimester
2/05/04 - Namely Confused
2/04/04 - Revolting
2/03/04 - Bad Cologne Day
2/02/04 - Prerecroded
1/30/04 - Uncertain Souper Sunday
1/29/04 - Common Sense (Preempted)
1/28/04 - Seared
1/27/04 - Primary Numbers
1/26/04 - Roskilde
1/23/04 - Save the Haggis!
1/22/04 - Editorial Considerations
1/21/04 - The Skank Blossom Problem
1/20/04 - Weird New World
1/19/04 - The Unkindest Cut
1/16/04 - Moronic Progressivism
1/14/04 - One Quiet Evening
1/13/04 - Today We Are Five
1/12/04 - A Dicey Move
1/09/04 - Equality?
1/08/04 - Off
1/07/04 - ...Lest Morons Become the Norm...
1/06/04 - Fucking Brilliant
1/05/04 - Holiday Magic (etc)
12/23/03 - The Moron's Christmas Special
12/22/03 - Julfrokost
12/19/03 - Weekend Potpourri
12/18/03 - Death on Two Legs
12/17/03 - Wednesday Constitutional
12/16/03 - Contraband
12/15/03 - Rhapsodies in Rådhuspladsen
12/12/03 - The Tube
12/11/03 - Secular Fundamentalism
12/10/03 - Skill, Luck, and Other Myths
12/09/03 - Day Off
12/08/03 - Glögg &c.
12/05/03 - A Token of My Imbalance
12/04/03 - Triumph in Naples
12/03/03 - Sensitive Bastard
12/02/03 - Nissernes Ø
12/01/03 - December Potpourri
11/26/03 - Tak for Mad
11/25/03 - Rainy Season
11/24/03 - Land of the Pygmy Turkey
11/21/03 - Unbanned in Boston
11/20/03 - The Glass Eel
11/19/03 - American Ignorance
11/17/03 - Enabling Dialogues
11/11/03 - Technical Difficulties
11/10/03 - 20:59 Etc.
11/07/03 - Julebryg
11/06/03 - Moronic Meltdown
11/05/03 - Ode to Election Day
11/04/03 - A Modest Poll
11/03/03 - Eurodork
10/31/03 - The History of Halloween
10/30/03 - Caveat Vendor
10/29/03 - Errata
10/28/03 - Takin' a Cotton to Gin
10/27/03 - Oh, the Humanities
10/24/03 - Here Comes the Dark
10/23/03 - 6007 and Counting...
10/22/03 - Might as Well Jump
10/21/03 - Are You Ready for Some... Zzzz...
10/20/03 - Royal Pains: Frederik Cries Uncle
10/17/03 - Honeymoon Over?
10/16/03 - Wilde About History
10/15/03 - Frederiksberg Slot
10/14/03 - Beer, Swedes, Journalism, Taxes
10/13/03 - Things That Ain't Hygge
10/10/03 - The Bloody Bistro
10/09/03 - Frederik og Mary (og Arnold)
10/08/03 - Ode to a Past-Time
10/07/03 - Nevermore on a Sunday
10/06/03 - Ice-Cream Man
10/03/03 - No Accountin' For It
10/02/03 - Sin Bonus
10/01/03 - October
9/30/03 - Koldt
9/29/03 - Of Windmills and Pookas
9/26/03 - Manifesto
9/25/03 - Ode to the Ninth
9/24/03 - Blacked Out in Plain Sight
9/23/03 - Errata
9/22/03 - Cashing In
9/19/03 - Snubbed
9/18/03 - Java
9/16/03 - Goofus & Gallantus
9/15/03 - The Agatha Jones
9/12/03 - The Colossus of Copenhagen
9/11/03 - 9/11
9/10/03 - The Kit Kat Club
9/09/03 - Soup's Off
9/08/03 - Nationalism, Theology, and the NFL
9/05/03 - 2-6-WAS49 (11:03)
9/04/03 - Jetlag Football
9/03/03 - Afteryear Leaves
9/02/03 - Forking Bastards
9/01/03 - Work
8/29/03 - Moron Agonistes
8/28/03 - Good Game
8/27/03 - The Toast of the Clown
8/26/03 - Marooned
8/25/03 - Occupied
8/22/03 - Tradition
8/21/03 - Digression
8/20/03 - Bewildering Wows
8/19/03 - Shoeless at the Altar
8/18/03 - Done Deal
8/07/03 - Gone Marryin'
8/05/03 - High Anxiety
8/04/03 - Learning Curve
8/01/03 - Ladies & Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones
7/31/03 - Kafkaesque
7/30/03 - Prague Summer
7/29/03 - Armadillos and Old Socks
7/25/03 - Domino Theory
7/24/03 - Mary, Bloody Mary
7/23/03 - We All Scream
7/22/03 - Know Them by Their Marketing
7/21/03 - Losing It
7/18/03 - Vacation
7/17/03 - In Your Face
7/16/03 - In Praise of Danish Beachwear
7/15/03 - On the DMB
7/14/03 - In Defense of American Intelligence
7/11/03 - Bold New Church
7/10/03 - Curbside Extortion
7/09/03 - Have You Driven a Fjord Lately?
7/10/03 - Just Desserts
7/04/03 - In Praise of Revolting Americans
7/03/03 - Dog Daze, etc
7/02/03 - You Can't Make a Saint...
7/01/03 - Nu Taler Mary Dansk
6/30/03 - Un-Radical
6/27/30 - Taxing Experiences
6/26/03 - History Notes
6/25/03 - Blairly 100
6/24/03 - The Witches Laugh Last
6/23/03 - A Burning Question
6/20/03 - Invitation to a Mystery
6/19/03 - A Pocketful of Pensées
6/18/03 - Discomfort
6/17/03 - Hills and Bugs
6/16/03 - Deaths in the Afternoon
6/13/03 - The Legend of the Dannebrog
6/12/03 - Just Super
6/11/03 - Time Warp
6/10/03 - Invasion
6/09/03 - Not Just a Screenname
6/06/03 - Pinses and Princes
6/05/03 - Wrestling His Way to the Top
6/04/03 - Precious Dark Fluids
6/03/03 - The Saga of the Grill, Part II
6/02/03 - The Saga of the Grill, Part I
5/27/03 - Bearable Taxation (etc.)
5/26/03 - Philosofluffy: We Are All Individuals
5/23/03 - A Question of Degree
5/22/03 - Theoretical Credibility
5/21/03 - Here Comes the Sun (Didn't It Just Leave?)
5/20/03 - Filthy Atolls
5/29/03 - Lort of the Animals
5/16/03 - Street Smarts
5/15/03 - The Sykes-Picot Address
5/14/03 - Roadkill Walking
5/13/03 - Blithering Economics
5/13/03 - Fennomania!
May 8 - 11, 2003
May 7, 2003
May 6, 2003
May 5, 2003
May 2 - 4, 2003
May 1, 2003
April 30, 2003
April 29, 2003
April 28, 2003
April 25, 2003
April 24, 2003
March 24, 2003
March 21 - 23, 2003
March 20, 2003
March 13 - 16, 2003
March 12, 2003
March 11, 2003
March 10, 2003
March 7 - 9, 2003
March 6, 2003
March 5, 2003
March 4, 2003
March 3, 2003
February 28 - March 2, 2003
February 27, 2003
February 26, 2003
February 25, 2003
February 24, 2003
February 21 - 23, 2003
February 19 - 20, 2003
February 18, 2003
February 17, 2003
February 14 - 16, 2003
February 11 - 12, 2003
February 10, 2003
February 7 - 9, 2003
February 6, 2003
February 5, 2003
February 4, 2003
February 3, 2003
January 31 - February 2, 2003
January 28, 2003
January 24 - 26, 2003
January 23, 2003
January 22, 2003
January 21, 2003
January 20, 2003
January 17 - 19, 2003
Christmas Special, 2002
December 20 - 22, 2002
December 19, 2002
December 18, 2002
December 17, 2002
December 16, 2002
December 13 - 15, 2002
December 11, 2002
December 10, 2002
December 9, 2002
December 5, 2002
December 4, 2002
December 3, 2002
December 2, 2002
November 27 - December 1, 2002
November 26, 2002
November 25, 2002
November 22 - 24, 2002
November 21, 2002
November 20, 2002
November 19, 2002
November 18, 2002
November 15 - 17, 2002
November 14, 2002
November 13, 2002
November 12, 2002
November 11, 2002
November 8 - 10, 2002
November 7, 2002
November 6, 2002
November 5, 2002
November 4, 2002
Halloween Edition 2002
October 24, 2002
October 23, 2002
October 22, 2002
October 21, 2002
October 17, 2002
October 16, 2002
October 15, 2002
October 14, 2002
October 11 - 13, 2002
October 10, 2002
October 9, 2002
October 7, 2002
October 4 - 6, 2002
October 3, 2002
October 2, 2002
October 1, 2002
September 30, 2002
September 27 - 29, 2002
September 26, 2002
September 25, 2002
September 24, 2002
September 23, 2002
September 20 - 22, 2002
September 19, 2002
September 18, 2002
September 17, 2002
September 16, 2002
September 13 - 15, 2002
September 12, 2002
September 11, 2002
September 10, 2002
September 9, 2002
August 16 - 18, 2002
August 15, 2002
August 14, 2002
August 13, 2002
August 12, 2002
August 9 - 11, 2002
August 8, 2002
August 7, 2002
August 6, 2002
August 5, 2002
August 2 - 4, 2002
August 1, 2002
July 31, 2002
July 30, 2002
07/29/02 - Open Letter to a Big Fat Idiot
July 26 - 28, 2002
July 25, 2002
July 24, 2002
July 23, 2002
July 22, 2002
July 19 - 21, 2002
July 18, 2002
July 17, 2002
July 16, 2002
July 15, 2002
July 12 - 14, 2002
July 11, 2002
July 10, 2002
July 9, 2002
July 8, 2002
July 4 - 7, 2002
July 3, 2002
July 2, 2002
July 1, 2002
June 28 - 30, 2002
June 27, 2002
June 26, 2002
June 25, 2002
June 24, 2002
June 21 - 23, 2002
June 20, 2002
June 19, 2002
June 18, 2002
June 17, 2002
June 14 - 16, 2002
June 13, 2002
June 12, 2002
June 11, 2002
June 10, 2002
June 7 - 9, 2002
June 6, 2002
June 5, 2002
June 4, 2002
June 3, 2002
May 31, 2002
May 30, 2002
   

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