DAILY BRIEFING
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Dec. 3 - Thirteen years ago today at a summit in Malta, U.S. President George Bush and Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev announced that the Cold War was officially over.

Brilliant Intellectuals immediately proclaimed the end of history.

Nothing of interest has happened since.

Ozzy Osborne turns 54 today. He shares his birthday with Anna Chlumsky (1980), Holly Marie Combs (1973), Brendan Fraser (1968), Jean-Luc Godard (1930), Andy Williams (1930), Joseph Conrad (1857), and George McClellen (1826).

Today is not a significant holiday.

2002, The Moron's Almanac™

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