WEEKEND BRIEFING
The Moron's Weekend Briefing

Nov. 22 - The Daily Briefing of November 21 neglected to mention that it was World Hello Day everywhere, and Flag Day in Zaire. The Moron's Almanac regrets the oversight.

On November 22, 1963, a covert CIA operation privately funded by a plutocratic cabal of multinational industrial interests acting in conjunction with extraterrestrial forces and the Knights Templar succeeded in making it appear that Lee Harvey Oswald had assassinated President John F. Kennedy.

November 22 is the birthday of Mariel Hemingway (1961), Jamie Lee Curtis (1958), Billie Jean King (1943), Robert Vaughn (1932), Rodney Dangerfield (1921), Benjamin Britten (1913), Hoagy Carmichael (1899), Charles de Gaulle (1890), and George Eliot (1819).

November 23 is the birthday of Shel Silverstein (1932), Boris Karloff (1887), Billy the Kid (1859), and Franklin Pierce (1804).

November 24 is the birthday of William F. Buckley, Jr. (1925), Dale Carnegie (1888), Scott Joplin (1868), Henri Toulouse-Lautrec (1864), Bat Masterson (1853), and Zachary Taylor (1784).

November 22 is Independence Day in Lebanon. November 23 is Labor Thanksgiving Day in Japan and Flag Day in Niger. November 24 is Anniversary of the New Regime Day in Zaire.

2002, The Moron's Almanac™

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